John Stewart is amazing...

GW Bush: "The new plan will help us fight and win these wars of the 21st centruy."

John Stewart: "Im sorry, did you say plural? Was that war's? Did you say... uh... How many more of these do you have in mind?"

later...


GW Bush: "No one cares more about curing diseases than Laura and me. I mean, thats one of our responsiblities."

John Stewart: "One of our responsiblities? Since when is the President responsible for curing diseases? Isn't that what we got the doctors for? Thats you too? You do a lot... How do you have so much time for vacation? It really is suprising."

later...

GW Bush: "I do think its important for us to promote a culture of life in America.

John Stewart: "Culture of life is of course the title of the 8th grade film strip the President bases most of his social policies on."

and finally,

GW Bush: "Stem cells is one issue, another is theraputic human cloning. Which I am against. I think that leads down a slippery slope for people to, you know... uh... to kind of... you know.. designer clones.

John Stewart: (in his Bush voice) "and once you have designer clones, they can only be controled with a robot army. We dont have the kind of army for a robot army right now. You see... designer clones will fight the robot army and then the Preditor will come in and then the aliens...... You see where were leading here??? Thats John Kerry's America!"